Me: Come see what's downstairs!
Jackson: Is it Christmas? Did you put up the Christmas tree!?
me: Yep, it is Christmas time!
Jackson: But I know...I can just look out the window to see if there is snow if it is Christmas time.

...sorry buddy boy...no snow at Christmas time in North Carfulina

Jackson to Jack: You don't have any hair! Who took your hair, Dad?

I started singing "The day dawn is breaking, the world is awaking..." Jackson interrupted me: "But Mom! We don't break things!"

Jackson to me: do you think birds are a wild animal?

We were listening to some classical music on the radio.  After the song, the radio announcer came on.
Jackson: "Is that the prayer now? Or is it the speaker?"

Jack had a headache.
Jackson: "I know!  We can make brownies! That will make you happy, Daddy!"

Swimming in coupons!

Jackson: Maybe Clayton is a big boy and I am his underwear that talks!

I was putting jackets on boys and they were kind of similar looking.
Jackson said: Ya know what? I bet our sister will have a jacket like this too!

(By the way, this is not an announcement. There is nothing to announce.  I really don't know where this came from.)