Jackson: "Hey Mom! You know what today is? Today is a great day to change the sheets on my bed!"

Jackson: "But I'm not biting him. I'm tickling him with my teeth!"

As I was wrestling/pretending to eat Jackson: "Don't eat me! I'm made of people!"

Jackson:  "I just saw a big mosquito wardsing me!"  ...coming towards...

Jackson: "Silly mom, we don't FEED the missionaries. They just eat by themselves!"