Jackson, looking at mock kitchen at Lowes: "What in the world! How will they get that out? Use a giant forklift?"

Clayton is singing "5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, the first one said oh my it's getting late!"

I was pretending to eat Clayton...he said "Eat apples, not boys!"

I just came in to get Clayton up from his nap and the first thing he said to me was "I want yellow bow tie mom!"

Jackson: Hey, when I grow up, when I finish being an astronaut and come back to Earth again, can I be a real knight in shining armor?
me:  Absolutely.  You can do it.
Jackson:  ...hmm...but how will I get a real space ship?  Dad? Can you build me a space ship in the garage?

Jackson's rule: I don't let any hippopotamuses in my house cause they might in crazy.

Jackson is telling me I can't eat him because he has blood cells in him.

As I picked him up from school...
Jackson: Mom, I wish you could be a teacher at my school.
Me: you do? In your class?
Jackson: No, just in a different class. And you could teach all the kids how to stand on one foot.

I was listening in from the other room as Jackson played cars by himself.  The bad car was talking to the nice car...
Bad Car:  Hey!  Didn't I already kill you?
Nice Car:  Yeah, but I was resurrected!
Bad Car: Resurrected?  What's that?
Nice Car:  It's where you can talk and play and stuff again!

I just made fruit smoothies and Jackson said, "This is tastier than a corn syrup festival!"

Jackson: Why are teeth supposed to be white?
Me: That's just the color they are when they're nice and clean.
Jackson: But Mom! White is NO color!

Me: Guess what? Tomorrow is Saturday!
Jackson: So Dad doesn't have to go to work?
Me: That's right!
Jackson:  He just has to help people move?

J: Mom? Can we put milk on the sun? Can we?

Me: Do you need to use the potty?
Jackson: Nope. Just putting my feet together because they're friends!

Jackson: Once upon a time there was a Kleenex. The end.

Jackson:  I think the pee said 'Oh look! He's wearing underwear so I won't come out!'

Jackson, after switching a toy to Spanish mode: Woah! That was mazing.

Jackson: "Hey Mom! You know what today is? Today is a great day to change the sheets on my bed!"

Jackson: "But I'm not biting him. I'm tickling him with my teeth!"

As I was wrestling/pretending to eat Jackson: "Don't eat me! I'm made of people!"