Jackson: "Hey Mom! You know what today is? Today is a great day to change the sheets on my bed!"

Jackson: "But I'm not biting him. I'm tickling him with my teeth!"

As I was wrestling/pretending to eat Jackson: "Don't eat me! I'm made of people!"

Jackson:  "I just saw a big mosquito wardsing me!"  ...coming towards...

Jackson: "Silly mom, we don't FEED the missionaries. They just eat by themselves!"

Jackson asked for more sandwich so I tore off part of mine and put it on his plate. He said, "That's impressive!"

tip: When you take a ran of candied pecans out of the oven and the sugary syrup is still boiling, don't sample them yet.

I was looking at a map on the computer.  Jackson pointed to one part of it and asked, "Is that where we live?"  I said, "Nope, we live over here."  Then he pointed to a star on the map that showed where JoAnn's fabric store is. "And maybe that star is where the wise men went to see the baby Jesus!"

This might be a first...

I'm not sure when these are from...I just found them written on scraps of paper...

Jackson:  "Ant, if you want to eat me, you have to sit at that huge giant table.  If you don't sit at the table, you can't eat me."

Jackson, in frustration: The door isn't opening!
Me: Well, you're still wearing jammies!
Jackson: That's NOT nervous!

Jackson:  "There is a creature! A creature is stirring!"

Jackson: We can eat muffins after we hang up the red balls...but we'll probly need tape....

Ho ho ho
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