I just made fruit smoothies and Jackson said, "This is tastier than a corn syrup festival!"

Jackson: Why are teeth supposed to be white?
Me: That's just the color they are when they're nice and clean.
Jackson: But Mom! White is NO color!

Can you do these moves? Jackson asks

Me: Guess what? Tomorrow is Saturday!
Jackson: So Dad doesn't have to go to work?
Me: That's right!
Jackson:  He just has to help people move?

Burned my thumb on a hot cookie sheet. The closest water was a pot of boiling noodles.

J: Mom? Can we put milk on the sun? Can we?

Me: Do you need to use the potty?
Jackson: Nope. Just putting my feet together because they're friends!

Love his response when the camera turns to him

...a little after dinner treat of broccoli anyone?

Jackson: Once upon a time there was a Kleenex. The end.

Jackson:  I think the pee said 'Oh look! He's wearing underwear so I won't come out!'

There is a big storm here.
Jackson: Wow! Those trees are bending back and forth back and forth really fast!

Jackson, after switching a toy to Spanish mode: Woah! That was mazing.