tip: When you take a ran of candied pecans out of the oven and the sugary syrup is still boiling, don't sample them yet.

I was looking at a map on the computer.  Jackson pointed to one part of it and asked, "Is that where we live?"  I said, "Nope, we live over here."  Then he pointed to a star on the map that showed where JoAnn's fabric store is. "And maybe that star is where the wise men went to see the baby Jesus!"

This might be a first...

I'm not sure when these are from...I just found them written on scraps of paper...

Jackson:  "Ant, if you want to eat me, you have to sit at that huge giant table.  If you don't sit at the table, you can't eat me."

Jackson, in frustration: The door isn't opening!
Me: Well, you're still wearing jammies!
Jackson: That's NOT nervous!

Jackson:  "There is a creature! A creature is stirring!"

Jackson: We can eat muffins after we hang up the red balls...but we'll probly need tape....

Ho ho ho
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Me: Come see what's downstairs!
Jackson: Is it Christmas? Did you put up the Christmas tree!?
me: Yep, it is Christmas time!
Jackson: But I know...I can just look out the window to see if there is snow if it is Christmas time.

...sorry buddy boy...no snow at Christmas time in North Carfulina

Jackson to Jack: You don't have any hair! Who took your hair, Dad?

I started singing "The day dawn is breaking, the world is awaking..." Jackson interrupted me: "But Mom! We don't break things!"

Jackson to me: do you think birds are a wild animal?

We were listening to some classical music on the radio.  After the song, the radio announcer came on.
Jackson: "Is that the prayer now? Or is it the speaker?"

Jack had a headache.
Jackson: "I know!  We can make brownies! That will make you happy, Daddy!"