Jackson: Once upon a time there was a Kleenex. The end.

Jackson:  I think the pee said 'Oh look! He's wearing underwear so I won't come out!'

There is a big storm here.
Jackson: Wow! Those trees are bending back and forth back and forth really fast!

Jackson, after switching a toy to Spanish mode: Woah! That was mazing.

Jackson: "Hey Mom! You know what today is? Today is a great day to change the sheets on my bed!"

Jackson: "But I'm not biting him. I'm tickling him with my teeth!"

As I was wrestling/pretending to eat Jackson: "Don't eat me! I'm made of people!"

Jackson:  "I just saw a big mosquito wardsing me!"  ...coming towards...

Jackson: "Silly mom, we don't FEED the missionaries. They just eat by themselves!"

Jackson asked for more sandwich so I tore off part of mine and put it on his plate. He said, "That's impressive!"

tip: When you take a ran of candied pecans out of the oven and the sugary syrup is still boiling, don't sample them yet.

I was looking at a map on the computer.  Jackson pointed to one part of it and asked, "Is that where we live?"  I said, "Nope, we live over here."  Then he pointed to a star on the map that showed where JoAnn's fabric store is. "And maybe that star is where the wise men went to see the baby Jesus!"

This might be a first...